Wicked High Lord's Morning Glory - Coffee - Rhysand / ACOTAR inspired Gift
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Proven to turn Night Court Snappiness into Morning Glory.
Brewed perfectly for fans of ACOTAR who need coffee to fuel their book binging.
For readers tired of dating mortals who think "emotional depth" means having strong opinions about sports teams. This Colombian Single Origin Coffee is specifically formulated to attract the kind of devastatingly powerful partner who materializes at parties uninvited, rescues you from underground labyrinths, and casually mentions owning a city of starlight.
One sip of this light-medium roast and you're channeling the energy that draws mysterious, centuries-old beings with inconveniently perfect bone structure. Hints of mellow honeydew sweetness captures that moment when his snappy facade crumbles and he's painting your nails while you sleep, while cocoa's velvet darkness wraps around you like protective wings at midnight. The subtle acidity cuts through any lingering attachment to boring humans who've never once offered to remake the stars in your honor or turn your enemies into mist.
Product Details:
• 12oz (340g) of supernatural attraction
• Light-medium roast - like his initial façade
• Tasting notes: Hints of Mellow honeydew and subtle cocoa
• Colombian single origin
• Choose whole bean or ground
• Small-batch roasted, as exclusive as a Night Court invitation
• Specialty grade certified
• Shipped within US and Canada only (even magic has boundaries)
Side effects may include: intense staring at the night sky, increased tolerance for sarcasm, and the sudden urge to redecorate with starlight.
