{"product_id":"bewitchingly-bold-dark-academia-roast-flathead-valley-coffee-blend-medium-dark-roast","title":"Bewitchingly Bold Dark Academia Roast - For Discovery of Witches Fans","description":"\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: inherit; border: 0px solid #e4e4e7; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; letter-spacing: -0.025em; line-height: 1.75rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; color: #09090b; font-family: Inter, 'Inter Fallback', ui-sans-serif, system-ui, sans-serif, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji'; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eFor readers who crave romance as complex as ancient manuscripts and twice as dangerous. This medium-dark roast is formulated to transform you into the exact kind of enigma that makes controlled, scholarly men forget centuries of restraint—suddenly they're knocking books off shelves just to touch your hand while \"helping\" you reach them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: inherit; border: 0px solid #e4e4e7; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; letter-spacing: -0.025em; line-height: 1.75rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; color: #09090b; font-family: Inter, 'Inter Fallback', ui-sans-serif, system-ui, sans-serif, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji'; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eThis brew awakens the energy that turns Matthew Clairmont's composure into barely contained hunger or makes Max Frost forget his seminary vows when you brush against him in a university doorway. One sip and you're radiating the irresistible allure that has theology students forgetting prayers mid-sentence and immortal professors canceling office hours to trace ancient symbols on your skin beneath Gothic arches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"mb-4 break-words\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; box-sizing: inherit; border: 0px solid #e4e4e7; margin: 0px 0px 1rem; letter-spacing: -0.025em; line-height: 1.75rem; overflow-wrap: break-word; color: #09090b; font-family: Inter, 'Inter Fallback', ui-sans-serif, system-ui, sans-serif, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', 'Noto Color Emoji'; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003eBaker's chocolate depth mirrors the intensity of a scholar's gaze when he realizes you're more intoxicating than any text he's studied, while caramelized sugar captures that delicious moment when his careful facade cracks and centuries of control dissolve into \"to hell with propriety.\" Warm spice notes evoke the heat of whispered confessions against leather-bound books and the thrill of being pressed between cold stone walls and a very hot, formerly reserved professor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-bold\" style=\"--tw-border-spacing-x: 0; --tw-border-spacing-y: 0; --tw-translate-x: 0; --tw-translate-y: 0; --tw-rotate: 0; --tw-skew-x: 0; --tw-skew-y: 0; --tw-scale-x: 1; --tw-scale-y: 1; --tw-scroll-snap-strictness: proximity; --tw-ring-offset-width: 0px; --tw-ring-offset-color: #fff; --tw-ring-color: rgb(59 130 246\/0.5); --tw-ring-offset-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-ring-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow: 0 0 #0000; --tw-shadow-colored: 0 0 #0000; 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